The Money Laundry: Cleaning dirty [money] thoughts & habits

You’ve ignored bills ‘til they were overdue. You’ve felt the gut-punch of looking at your bank balance. You’ve made impulsive purchases just to feel something—only to regret it later. You’ve wondered if you’ll ever get ahead, or if money is just a constant game of survival.

HERES THE DEAL:

Money doesn’t have to feel like a constant fight, a panic attack, or a never-ending to-do list of things you should be doing better.

The Money Laundry is where you stop spiralling, get your money sh*t clean, and finally start living with a financial foundation that actually works for you.

Month 1: Cleaning Dirty Money Thoughts & Habits
✔ Facing your bank account without spiraling
✔ Setting up a bill & expense calendar that actually works
✔ Values-based spending—so your money stops ghosting your dreams
✔ Buyer’s regret, money guilt, and how to recover
Month 2: Income—More, Please.
✔ Identifying your Net Minimum Income (aka, the bare minimum you should be making—no more under-earning)
✔ Asking for a raise or increasing your rates—without feeling like a fraud
✔ The fear of negotiations & offers—and how to stop freezing
✔ Why money is a byproduct (and how to start playing to win)
Month 3: Savings—Beyond the Emergency Fund
✔ Why “just save more” isn’t working for you (and what to do instead)
✔ Your nervous system IS your wallet (and how to stop living in panic mode)
✔ When to use your savings (without freaking out or feeling like a failure)
✔ Rebuilding your savings—without it taking forever
Month 4: Debt—Clearing It Without Losing Your Mind
✔ The real relationship between debt & self-trust
✔ Right-sizing your debt so it stops running your life
✔ Paying it down in a way that actually feels good
✔ Staying out of debt (without feeling like you’re in punishment mode)
Month 5: Investments—Where Money Starts Working For You (COMING SOON!)
Month 6: The Other Big Money Moves (COMING SOON!)